Score: 8

"Pepto-Bismol wouldn't have made a difference..."

submission: Simon's Quest For Relief

date: March 15, 2008

When you've gotta shit that bad, Pepto-Bismol doesn't cut it. I normally would have thought the ad at the end to be suspiscious, but it just serves as a punch-line of sorts in the end. Not bad!
...Still, I wonder what it is with Castelvania and Fart jokes these days...

Score: 10

"Owned! XD"

submission: Alucard's Creek Ep02

date: March 15, 2008

As always, good sprite work and decent audio. And who knew Alucard had a demonic butt partially because he was trying to compensate for something? XD Dude should try some enzyte, that'll fix the problem. Too bad he had to strike out with a hottie like her...which just makes it even more hilarious in a really bastardly sense.

Score: 10

"XD ROFLMAO!"

submission: Castlevania - Endgame

date: March 15, 2008

Holy crap! If Samus had forught Alucard, I'm not sure who would've won, but I never expected that they were old friends! Dracula sure got owned on that deal...Anyway, the sprite work was good and so was the audio, so I have no complaints as far as quality. I didn't get what the ending meant, but I think it had something to do with Aluicard wondering "Now where exactly do I know this broad from...?" Hilarious. I almost fell off my chair laughing!

Score: 10

"Ownage! XD"

submission: Castlevania SoTN Alt Pro

date: March 15, 2008

Two of the most humiliating things that can happen to a man: Get shit on and have his man flesh ripped off. One of the most hilarious ways to defeat a final boss: shit on him. It looks like you understand that thoroughly, and the result is hilarity. Kudos!

Score: 10

"Very good!"

submission: The Philosophy of Liberty

date: March 15, 2008

I like that such an important message was put so simply and easy to understand. If only everybody understood what Liberty was really about, maybe the world today would be a very different place. Great job!

Score: 10

"All Hail the Demonic Butt! XD rofl"

submission: Castlevania SoTN Alt End

date: March 15, 2008

Good sprite work and audio, but above all, hilarious. I was beginning to wonder what would finally get rid of Dracula for good, but who would have thought the answer was so simple? 0_o
Great Job!

Score: 10

"Brutal, but funny XD"

submission: I Like To Beat Things...

date: March 15, 2008

This is crazy, but funny! Random acts of violence are hilarious when it's not real people, and even then it still can be funny every now and then. Simple idea, simple graphics, but it works! Kudos!

Score: 10

"Very good!"

submission: Tribute to Hinata: Remade

date: January 21, 2008

I don't consider myself a fan of fan fiction, but I thought the original was pretty cool. When I heard it had a remade edition, I took a look and liked it even better. Great animation and-once again-the almighty Homing Letter <XD lol>, added to a short but nonetheless well-scripted storyline helped this revamped edition of the original garner the high score I gave it. I know I'm making it sound like it's more than it is, but I for one feel that it really captured Hinata's feeling for Naruto. The graphics have improved while still staying true to the original, and the words of the letter Hinata wrote add that much more feeling and believability to the story. Many fans have known for a while that there was something going on between those two, but this does it justice, in my opinion.

Score: 6

"Not bad, but..."

submission: Mario the F*cker [EDITED]

date: December 27, 2007

I like the idea (Having Luigi get up in Mario's face for no apparent reason is a hilarious idea), but Luigi's voice actor REALLY sucked. Sorry, but it just wasn't realistic. Seriously, for how much Luigi is freaking out, he should SOUND that pissed off, rather than whispering.
You know how the Counterstrike n00b in Halo vs. Counterstrike was yelling? Try having Luigi yell at that volume. If Luigi is pissed, he needs to sound pissed, end of story.
Otherwise, it wasn't bad.

Score: 10

"Addicting doesn't decribe..."

submission: Particles

date: November 5, 2007

To this day, I still play this game. It's so simple, but it was the first game I played on this site (and was how I was introduced to Newgrounds in the first place). Flawless!